Are you guaranteeing that this is not going to be boring then?

Disclaimers: This will probably be boring, and may not even be informative since I possess a natural mysteriousness concealed behind a wall of further pedantry (or boring-ness). However I will endeavor to tell the truth, though the viewpoints in this piece may not reflect the true nature of reality but only how I appreciate it as a subjective being of singular experience. Secondly the truth can hurt. If you like to think of me as a warm, kind, sweet and funny person you should probably not read this blog and continue on to another website. Humans like people less the more they learn about them or the more strongly they adhere to a moral position- Also if you are determined to continue skimming it will make it hard to get earlier references but I say go for it. There may also be some profanity!