I am mentioned and I don’t want to be. You say horrible things about me and I want my name or initials removed immediately.

Too bad! Alas, I do this for the benefit of humanity, at great embarrassment to myself most of all. Think of what I wrote about you as an opportunity for growth as a person, an example for some wholesome internet teen randomly surfing by to learn from, or think of it as an opportunity to sue me for slander and take all of my riches. Either way remember that not many people will likely ever read this, and if you become really famous people will write much worse things about you, so in a way I am trying to help you to better adjust to a life in the spotlight.