That is how ugly people have babies.

Quite the retort, eh? If that is how ugly people have babies then ugly people should stop having babies. It's one thing for bored couples to turn to Ian Zearing, but to be so disingenuous from the outset for the sake of sex (or to have some arm candy at parties or from the fear of being alone, from watching too many episodes of Sex and the City or similar sources) there is something wrong. I knew from the beginning when I fell in love I would never use a person in substitute for another- Categorical Imperative, how would you feel being embraced or spoken to knowing each moment the person was imagining or longing for someone you could never be? That is truly awful.