Monday, October 18, 2010

Do you use hair products?

I let my hair do whatever it wants to do, it saves money and often looks pleasantly weird. I've named the different stages as I make myself a living Chia Pet every year:



The Falconer, 2007 Edition

The Al-Qaeda Homesteader, 2006 Edition

Never have I gone past Sasquatch to Tarot Hermit Mystic, it represents the ultimate in ending up with one's hair accidentally in one's mouth. I find people begin murmuring amongst themselves at the post-medieval stage as one goes by, and it quickly escalates from "Whoa look at that guy!" to "I didn't know Jesus went to this college' to "That guy is scary" or "Unabomber" or "Holy shit, what happened to HIM?"

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