Are you really weird enough to necessitate an entire blog about the way you behave?

Um... yes. I've noticed people coming out of conversations with me frequently looking as though they have just spoken to an Atlantican risen from the ancient sea, and while I am often to blame for this myself in my cryptic and obfuscatory mannerisms also too people don't ask the right question... or they do so at the wrong time when present company would make my views without context impolitic, illiberal, or causally disadvantageous to the continued survival of nearby relationships or people. This blog takes the form of an interview with an "average person" questioner to solve these communication problems a bit.